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30 July 2009 @ 12:26 pm
Weirder things have happened  
Title: Weirder things have happened.
Author; camisadoluvsu
Pairing: Kradam,
Summary: Kris finds himself in the unlikely situation of being pregnant
Rating: Nc-17
Warning: Mpreg, not to be taken to seriously.
A/N: This was requested by a few of my readers, hope you guys enjoy.  Also apologies is all unintended similarities to [info]salire fic.


Month One:
It was a pretty average morning on the male idol tour bus. Matt, Danny and Anoop were watching Aladdin and quoting the characters; Danny had pulled the short straw and was quoting princess Jasmine. Adam was stretched in his bunk chatting animatedly to one of his friends, Scott and Todd were eating and Michael was still sleeping. Kris scrambled into Adam’s bunk, Adam never knew how he managed since he could hardly fit himself into it but Kris embedded himself into Adam’s side.

“ I’ve got to go now, see you,’’ says Adam into the phone, he laughs at the voice at the other end of the line “ Shut up! We’re not like that.’’

Kris tilts his head up and kisses Adam. Kissing Adam is pretty much Kris’ favourite hobby, after singing and playing guitar. He kisses Adam backstage as Adam takes off his make up, he kisses Adam when Anoop and Matt play Halo, he kisses Adam when Lil’ tells Matt off for leaving his socks on the sofa, he kisses Adam when he gives him the last Twizzler. He basically thinks kissing Adam is pretty awesome.

“ She has a pet tiger, why can’t he just eat everyone,’’ claims Anoop, jolting Kris back to reality.

“ Morning,’’ Kris says, snuggling into Adam’s side.

“ I have no idea how you manage to fit in here,’’ Adam laughs.

“ Some positives to being pocket sized.’’

“ Never heard anyone complain about my size before.’’ Adam grins. “ Including you, last night,’’ Adam lowers his voice. Kris’s pretty sure that everyone knows about him and Adam, even his wife but Adam insists on hiding which is starting to piss Kris off. He wants to be able to kiss Adam in the gas stations while Allison buys gummy bears or hold his hand when they walk down the street.

They slowly are lulled into sleep by the humming of the bus and the feeling of comfort in each others arms. Adam hated sleeping alone, to the extent that he used to get Scarlett and Alisan to sleep in the same bed as him so he would have someone there, after he broke with Brad. So when his right arm searches for a warm body, he couldn’t find any. He checks his phone for the time, half past ten, not early but he knows Kris would never voluntarily get out of bed. Adam checks Kris’ bunk to find it’s empty, except for an oversized koala given to him by a fan.

“ Kris, you in there?’’ Adam knocks on the door, after scanning the front room for his lover.

“ Yeah,’’ Kris coughs.

“ Are you okay?’’ Adam opens the door, he wrinkles his nose as an acidic smell hits his nose.

“ I ate something bad,’’ murmurs Kris, his face ghostly pale. “ I’ll be better for later.’’
Adam sits on his knees and runs his fingers through Kris’ hair. Kris coughs before his eyes go wide and he surges forward towards the toilet.
Adam rubs his back as he hears the Arkansawyer throws his dinner up.



“ You sure you’ll be okay?’’ Adam says, running the straightening iron through a strand of hair.

“ Yeah, I just ate something dodgy.’’

“ Just don’t run yourself down,’’ Adam pecks Kris’ forehead.

“ Stop worrying and cover yourself in glitter.’’

“ I’m warning you now, I will drag you off mid-set if I think you look ill,’’ Adam says, waving an eyeliner pencil at him.

Month Two:

After that morning Kris had seemed fine as far as anyone can tell. Adam occasionally held his ear to the door when Kris was in the bathroom, just in case Kris threw up again.

But too be honest that night he felt a bit off, he felt a bit dizzy. He doesn’t tell anyone. They’d all be too worried. He prayed it didn’t show in his voice.

In the second chorus of ‘All these things that I have done’ he collapses.

Kris sleeps for a long time, having nightmares he couldn’t remember, before he slips back into reality. The first thing he hears in the high pitched beep from his heart monitor. He opens his eyes to see the stark white walls of the hospital, the over-clean smell reminds him of the clean frenzies his mom used to have. Adam’s head is beside Kris’ hand and his eyes are closed. When Adam doesn’t stir he runs his knuckle gently over his cheek.

“ I see you woke up,’’ he looks to his right to see a smiling face of a young woman in a lab coat “ I’m Dr. Williams. You were out for quite a while then and you were severely dehydrated.’’

“ How long?’’ Kris asks.

“ About thirteen hours. We performed a CAT scan and ran some blood tests and-’’

“ Baby, you’re awake,’’ Adam cuts her off. “ Is he okay?’’

“ We can find nothing wrong with you except dehydration and exhaustion.’’

“ What about the blood tests?’’ Adam asks.

“ Nothing abnormal. I was wondering if Mr. Allen could shine some light on the situation?’’

“ I’ve been feeling a bit off, for about three weeks now.’’

“ Three!’’ Adam shrieks.

“ Feeling off? How?’’ Dr. Williams asks.

“ I’ve been tired all the time, nauseated, and shaky. It’s hard to stand sometimes.” He bites his lip. “I’ve been throwing up almost every night or early in the morning.”

“ Right, well press the red button if you have any problems, I’ll keep you updated.’’

“ Thank you,’’ Adam says. Dr. Williams smiles and leaves.

“ I called Katy, she says if it’s serious she’ll come but-’’

“I don’t want her to worry, or you,’’ Kris’ voice seems so small. He looks into Adam’s grey eyes, they’re as beautiful as ever blue with icy grey undertones, usually steady and sparkly, now shaky and unsettling.

Not long after that the nurses kick Adam out, he tries and flirts and bribes his way but the nurses were vicious. After a good few minutes it appears Adam is ten times more vicious.

“ You should really go home, you look like shit,’’ Kris says as Adam tried to tuck his long limbs into the hospital chair.

“ I look like shit?’’ Adam says, snorting slightly. Kris shuts up because he probably has a point. “ You’re like the ghost of Kris Allen, you’re so fucking skinny as well. I can’t believe you got away with it for so long.’’

“ We were touring and I didn’t want to worry you.’’

“ It’s okay, we should’ve noticed.’’ Kris knows the ‘we’ is an ‘I’ and that Adam is blaming himself for this incident.

“ This is me being an idiot, okay? This is not your fault.’’


When Kris awakes, he hears the laughter of Matt and Allison. Kris jerks up, his IV pulled too far, and he yelps in pain and curls up on himself.

“ Shit are you okay?’’ Danny asks. Adam coaxes Kris’ hand away from his chest.

“ It looks okay, you have to be careful.’’

“ Kris, what the fuck were you playing at?’’ Lil’ curses. Kris tried to hide behind Adam but he moves away.

“ I… um…. I just felt a bit ill, but we were busy so I just ignored it.’’

“ And…’’ Lil’ crosses her arms across her chest.

“ I started vomiting a lot. We were busy so I kept on singing and saying what people wanted me too. Because I threw up everything I ate I stopped eating, I wasn’t hungry anyway.’’

“ A lot of weight, according to the doctors.’’

“ Okay, a lot of weight. No one said anything so I thought it wasn’t that bad.’’

“ You’re an idiot. The doctors can’t find anything wrong with you, you could be dying for all we know. What were you waiting for? Dropping dead?’’ Danny says, passionately.

“ I’m sorry, I realise now that I screwed up. I realize that I’ve messed up the tour.’’

“ Fuck the tour Kris, we’re your friends,’’ says Matt. Kris has never felt such a jerk in his whole life.


After another full day, and two tubes full of blood, the doctors still couldn’t find anything wrong with Kris.

“ I’m hesitatingly letting you leave and I’m going to continue with the tests. I’ll prescribed an anti-sickness medicine for the vomiting and a mild antibiotic just in case. I’m also requests bed rest for at least one more week,’’ Dr. Williams said.

“ One week, but I’ve already delayed the tour by three days.’’

“ Don’t care,’’ Adam murmurs, from behind a gossip magazine. “ I’ll chain you to your bed if I have to, I’m sure I’ll be able to find some hand cuffs.’’


Adam forces Kris to stay in the spare room of his LA condo. Kris despises it, he hasn’t seen the sun in forever. The high point to the best rest is Adam does pretty much whatever Kris want him too and he gets non-stopped kisses, the low point is Adam refuses to touch him.
He doesn’t throw up all night anymore thanks to the anti-sickness pills, and that is totally awesome except that it means he has more energy. Adam manages to convince Katy that Kris is only a little bit exhausted and that she didn’t need to fly out to see him.

After day six of bed rest Adam gets a call from Dr. Williams.

“Don’t panic, all right? I need you to bring Kris back to the hospital immediately. I,” she pauses and takes a deep breath that static’s over the phone, “I might have found something in the blood tests.”

On the way to the hospital, Kris starts to shake, he has never been so scared in his life. Adam’s driving and concentrating way too hard on the road to actually be paying attention to it.

“ Getting us killed on the way to the hospital is not going to get me better,’’ Kris tells Adam.

Dr. Williams meets them in the lobby, a thick chart in her hand. She shows them into a hospital room.

“Please lie down on the table here and lift your shirt to your chest, Mr. Allen.” She pats a paper covered table. “And, Mr. Lambert, you may have a seat over there if you want.”

“ Can I stay closer to Kris, please.’’

Dr. Williams gets a machine from the corner of the room, “All right, guys, this is a Doppler ultrasound machine. It sends high level frequency sounds through you and gives us an image of your insides here.” She taps a small screen on the machine. “ I’m going to spread some jelly on your stomach to help the machine work. It’s going to be cold, but it shouldn’t hurt.”

Kris’ stomach muscles flutter as she squirt the jelly on the area. She presses what she calls a transducer down across the jelly and a static filled, black and white image fills the screen.

“ Oh,’’ the Dr. murmurs to herself “ Oh my God.’’

“ What’s wrong?’’ Kris asks, finding it hard to breath.

“ Mr. Lambert, can you hold this for a minute?’’

Adam nods, wide eyed. Dr. Williams hands off the transducer to him and goes to a white phone on the wall, picking it up. She says, “I need an obstetrician in Room 106 ASAP.”

“ Obstetrician?’’ Kris gasps. He’s terrified and wishes someone would tell him what was happening to his body.

Another woman comes in, this one with straight, dark brown hair, a stark contrast to Dr. Williams blond curls. Dr. Williams grabs the woman’s hand and pulls her over. “This is Dr. Marta Wilson,” she introduces her quickly before taking the transducer back and turning to Dr. Wilson. “Marta, what do you make of this?”

“Cassie, I. I can’t believe what I’m seeing.”

“ What’s wrong with me?’’ Kris demands.

“ Congratulations,’’ Dr. Williams says “ You’re having a baby.’’

Kris sits up and Adam dives for a wastepaper bin near the door. Kris barely has time to shove his face into the trashcan before he throws up.



Dr. Williams and Adam had helped him lay down once everything was out of his stomach. They’d tried to clean up the jelly, but he’d gotten it everywhere and they couldn’t get all of it out of his shirt. He feels sticky and uncomfortable. He wants to go home and go to sleep and forget the last week ever happened.

The Dr’s sound like they’re grasping at straws trying to explain how this happened. She seems utterly fascinated by Kris’s “situation” and he’s starting to feel like a science project.

“This is a major medical breakthrough,” Dr. Wilson says. “It completely throws me for a loop and I can only imagine what the medical community would say once they got wind of it. There has to be some sort of quasi-uterus and genetic mutation or… something’’

“ This can’t get out, imagine if the press found out!’’ Adam says, starting to panic.

“ We have a strict doctor-patient confidentiality,’’ says Dr. Williams.

“ What do we do now?’’ Adam asks.

“That is up to Kris. It is critical though, that we act now, not matter what the conclusion is.’’

Kris knows what the doctor is saying but he can’t wrap his mind around it so he asks, stupidly “ What?’’

“If you plan on terminating this pregnancy, then you need to do it soon before the foetus grows much more for your own health. A baby is essentially a parasite and I doubt your body is equipped for such an undertaking on its own. If you plan on seeing the pregnancy through, then we need to put you on vitamins and hormones quickly to keep both of you in as healthy a condition as possible. I’m not saying that you have to make these decisions now, but they need to be made soon,’’ Dr. Williams tells Kris.

“ What do you think I should do?’’

“ I’m not supposed to-’’

“ Please,’’ Kris’ eyes were full of confusion.

“ Obviously as a doctor I’d be fascinated to find out how this works. The likelihood of the foetus coming to term at all is tiny. It’s only as big as a poppy seed and can be wiped out with a couple pills at this stage. As a person, I have to say that it’s completely your call.’’

Kris knows that getting an abortion is the best option, this kid has everything against them already. He knows if he did go ahead with the abortion it would feel like he was murdering his baby. His and Adam’s baby.

“ Adam, I want this baby.’’

“ Are…are you sure?’’ Adam says, wide eyed.

“That sound on the ultrasound machine, it was the baby’s heartbeat. That was our baby’s heartbeat.” That was the only excuse plausible enough to say.

“ Okay,’’ Adam says and he kisses him lightly.

Once Dr. Wilson has taken enough blood to feed a small clan of vampires, she prescribes hormones, a prenatal vitamin, and morning sickness pills.

                                         *   *   *    *      *

“ At least we know, for sure, that Adam likes the top,’’ Neil says. Adam would of usually come back with some snarky remark but he was still in too much shock. Kris was tucked under his arm on the Lambert‘s front room sofa. Adam’s family had taken it in well, as well as expected in the situation. Kris was pretty sure it wouldn’t be so easy with his family.

“ Can’t I just hide in LA ‘till I have it and then I’ll turn up on their doorstep with a baby, that way they can’t-’’ Kris stops short, realizing his idea is ludicrous.

“ I thought you were the clever one in the relationship,’’ Neil says.

“ You need to tell them, especially Katy,’’ Leila says.

“ Shit! Katy,’’ Kris swears, burying his head in his hands.

Kris’ pretty sure that Katy can tell it’s more then exhaustion after the amount of press he’s been getting. The National Enquirer ran a piece claimer Kris and Adam were having a battle to see who could lose the most weight before the end of the tour and People magazine is claiming Kris has ’manorexia’.  

                                           * * * * * * *
Before the idol tour goes on the road again, after being delayed for almost a month Kris visits Katy. He’s not sure how you plan a conversation like this.

“ You’re pregnant,’’ Katy says, she scans his face looking for the joke.

“ The nurses aren’t sure how but-’’

“ Please, tell me this is some sick joke!’’

“ I wish it was, at first they thought it was dehydration and exhausted then they scanned my belly and I heard my baby’s heart beat,’’ Kris’ voice goes all gooey at the thought of his baby.

“ Adam?’’ It was hardly a question, she already knew the answer.

“ Yes, I never meant to cheat but… I think I love him.’’

“ I should of known it, the way you looked at him.’’

“ I’m sorry, and I mean that.’’

“ I know,’’ she murmurs “ Please, just go. I’ll call you. I need to get my head around the fact my husband is having a baby.’’

                                           * * * * * *  * *

Month Three:
Kris has to turn of his phone, the non-stop buzzing of his phone was driving him mad. He knows his friends and the other idols only care, but he needed to be left alone. The same couldn’t be said for Adam, if there was a rehab for technology-addicts Adam would be in there.

One day Adam on the bus turns on Kris’ phone to find hundreds of messages and voice mails. Even he’s so overwhelmed that he quickly turns the device off.

“ Kris. Don’t turn your phone on,’’ he tells him.

“ It’s pretty crazy, huh?’’ Kris says, returning from the kitchen with a packet of Twizzlers and a jar of Mayonnaise.

“ Kris, you hate Mayonnaise, you banned me from eating it,’’ Adam says.

“ I know, but this baby eats like Gokey, I was eating Pringles and jam yesterday.’’

“ Ewww,’’ Matt says, crinkling his nose. They watch as Kris dips the Twizzler into the white foodstuff and suck the mayonnaise off.

“ How wrong does that look?’’ Anoop says.

“ You practise your sucking technique like that, baby,’’ Adam coos, half-mocking. Danny reaches forward for a twizzler but Kris slaps his hand away.

“ Baby’s’’ he mumbles, mouth full of food. Adam knows he’s going to get along fine with the baby, after all.

“ You’re hardly showing, yet you eat like a pig,’’ Matt comments.

“ Dr. said I won’t show until I hit the second trimester in a couple of weeks.’’

They know they need to finish the tour quickly before Kris starts to show, they know the press would never guess the reason for the weight gain but they would still be relentless about it.

“ Do we have anymore chocolate cake left?’’

“ I wouldn’t go near that if I were you, Scott’s vicious with that cane,’’ Anoop.

“ I still have the bruise,’’ Danny adds.

                                                 * * * * * *  *
When Dr. Williams had first given Kris the hormones, she’d warned him about potential side effects. They mostly consisted of weight gain (already going to happen anyway), hair growth (He‘s hopeful to get rid of that bald spot), and emotional outbursts (Still can’t be as bad as a hormonal Allison).

He hopes it the latter symptom that is causing this unsure feeling that Adam doesn’t want him.

“ Shut up!’’ Allison says, and she slaps his arm. “ It’s Adam, remember? He’d do anything for you.’’

“ I know, but he’s not there, emotionally, like before.’’

“ He’s probably scared. It’s not even like accidentally getting your girlfriend pregnant. Boys are supposed to be a sure thing, you know? Safe, uncomplicated,’’ Megan says.

“ Why am I such a freak?’’ Kris says. Alli leans in and hugs him.

“ You were a freak before you were pregnant,’’ she says, giggling.

“ Talk to him,’’ Megan advices.

“ I’m just being stupid, I don’t want to ruin everything.’’

“ The stress you’re keeping in is bad for the baby,’’ Megan says.

Inside Kris knows Adam would rather give up his whole career and dreams then hurt him or the baby.

                                            ***************

The tour finishes just before Kris hits month four. He performs in baggier plaid shirts, but people seemed to notice anyway. Most people didn’t seem to mind that he didn’t have action man biceps anymore, others are furious. Kris doesn’t care as long as Adam’s there.

He goes back to Arkansas to clear his stuff out his house.

“ You’re showing,’’ Katy says, quietly from the bedroom doorway. “ Can I feel?’’

“ Course.’’ She approaches him and he walks towards her. She delicately places a small hand over his slightly round belly.

“ I always thought, in a few years, we’d have a baby maybe a few and we could name them Kris Neil Jnr. That idea wasn’t so dumb was it?’’
Kris wraps his arms around Katy, almost like old times.

“ No, I thought it was gonna’’ be like that as well.’’

                                      *********************
Month Four:
He takes residence in Adam’s condo. Adam spent a lot of his time doing press or in the studio. Kris spent his day trying to answer jeopardy questions or work out who did it in CSI.
Daniel called him occasionally or Leila popped in with brownies.

Adam is cautious when they make out. Adam always used to top Kris in bed.

“ Kris, go on top,’’ he says, in bed one night. “ I don’t wanna’ hurt the baby.’’
Kris hates how Adam is so careful with him. The first thing he noticed about fucking Adam in contrast to Katy was how hot and dirty it was, now it was back to being delicate.

He wakes up the next morning to find Adam sat in bed with the morning paper and a highlighter pen.

“ I smell peanut butter,’’ was the first thing Kris manages to say.

“ Morning Pocket rocket,’’ he says, not looking up from the paper. He nuzzles his face in Adam’s arm.

“ What you doing?’’

“ Looking for a house.’’

He looks at the newspaper articles. Everything highlighted says something like ‘2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, walk-in closet,’ ‘3 bedroom, 2 bath, for sale by owner,’ or ‘lease-purchase, 2 bedroom, 1 extra room’.

“ I love your place, and you’ve only recently brought it.’’

“It’s not gonna be big enough for both of us and the baby, who one day will be bigger then a lime.’’

“ Dr. Williams says it’s the size of an avocado now,’’ Kris replies, gesturing the size with his fingers.

“ Anyway it’s going to be bigger then that, and this place is hardly baby-proof.’’

He groans because he hated house-shopping the first year around, thank god Katy had such a good eye.

“ Anything you want the house to have?’’ Adam asks, as Kris reaches over him and dips his fingers into the peanut butter jar.

“ Room for my piano and a decent size nursery.’’ Adam nods and write the word piano down the side of the newspaper.

“I don’t want Baby to get hurt or bust his head or something.” He shudders at the thought. He doesn’t know what he’d do if Baby actually made it through all of this, through this weird pregnancy, through being a medical anomaly, through feeling unloved his first few months of existing (and Kris knows that he knows; it’s one of those things that he can just tell) only to die from hitting his delicate little head on the breakfast table. “ You shouldn’t have to give up your house,’’ Kris is starting to feel crappy for making Adam leave his home.

“ I needed to decorate.’’
Kris knows that’s bullcrap, he decorated just before leaving for tour, after all he was dating an interior designer.

                                                     ************

The first time Kris feels the baby kick for real and not just in his head, he thinks it’s indigestion. Then the Baby does it again, harder, as if to remind him never to ignore it.
When he realizes what it is he locks himself into the bathroom, it all seemed too real and overwhelming.

Adam starts to get really worried and threatens to call Neil if he doesn’t get out the bathroom.

“ It felt him, I felt Baby kick.’’ Adam must of sensed the up and coming breakdown because he wraps his arms around him, Kris curls himself into Adam’s larger form. There’s this new awareness of the baby now, this brand new connection outside of a heartbeat and simple knowing.

Kris never thought he could love somebody like he loves this baby.

The first time Adam feels the baby kick, they are spooning in bed, Kris’ belly pressed against Adam’s back. It always used to be vice versa before, but Adam liked the feel the bump pressed against his back. It’s morning and Kris is half asleep while Adam hums a song that may or may not be from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. A soft pressure runs along the back of Adam’s back, resulting in Adam jumping like a startled cat.

Kris laughs until he can’t breathe, he knows this kid will have an awesome sense of humour.

Month Five:

“Are you sure you don’t just want to throw darts?” Kris whimpers, sifting through more flyers and newspaper clippings. House-hunting is making his head hurt.

“ Nope,’’ Adam says, holding out a back of gummy bears. In the end it’s Scarlett that gives the newspaper clipping of their perfect house.

The house is perfect, absolutely, completely perfect. Not too big, not too small, a pretty backyard for the Baby to run around when he can walk, a bookcase built into the wall for Adam‘s books, a room for Kris’ piano with a huge window facing the backyard.

They sign the papers on the spot.

Adam refuses to let Kris move anything bigger then a small box.

“ Baby’s gonna’ be lazy when he grows up because of you,’’ Kris claims as he unpacks Adam’s shoes.

“ He’s going to take after Adam then,’’ Neil says. Adam launches a cushion at him.

Month Six:

Adam hires Drake and his workmates to decorate most of the house, but they decide it would be too awkward to get him to decorate the nursery. They wanted it more personal anyway.

It’s got to a point where Kris can’t wear an oversized shirt without showing, so he decides to wear a ridiculous oversized hoodie that reaches his mid-thighs. The baby’s only weighs like a pound but he’s put on twenty, he could live off body fat for a year.

Kris’ investigates the toy department when Adam chooses between Peppermint and Spearmint colour paint, even though they looked exactly the same to Kris.

Kris passes through baby section and is immediately drawn in by a bib that says, “Who says I can’t keep a beat?” with a set of pots and pans beneath the words. He buys it even though they haven’t talked about Baby clothes shopping yet. And then he sees a baby album and he feels like he needs to buy it like he needs to breathe.

                                                    *********************

Kris fills out the information the baby album asks for, although he couldn’t quite figure out his due date, it was either the time on Kris’ piano backstage or in the radio station bathroom.

When it gets too bit with ‘MY NAME IS’ he stops and bites his lip. Baby needs a name.

The hard part of baby naming, they discover, is not finding a good name. The hard part is picking just two, just a first name and a middle name.

They fill up notepads with random names and Adam adds their meanings in his curly writing next to it.

Although there is some disagreement between the two boys.

“ You are not naming our baby Rocky or Hendrix. How about a nice normal name like Jack or Connor.’’

“ Why don’t we let the baby choose, kick if you hear a name you like,’’ Adam says, his head bent towards Kris’ belly. Baby stayed silent the whole, little jerk.

Month seven:

“ Why don’t we just name him Adam Lambert Jnr. It’s gonna have to be awesome with a name like that,’’ Kris tells Adam, in bed, one night.

“ I hate my name, people will think we’re religious. Anyway we don’t know it’s going to be a boy,’’ he thinks for a while “ Why don’t we name him Kris Neil  Allen Jnr?’’

“ No!’’ Kris scrunches his nose “ Anyway he’s gonna’ be a Lambert not an Allen.’’

“ Really?’’

“ Yep, I’m a traditionalist.’’

“ How about if It’s a boy I choose the first name and you the second and if it’s a girl you choose the first name and I the second,’’ Adam suggests.

“ Deal.’’ Kris says. “ Now can we fuck?’’

“ Deal,’’ Adam laughs. Before he spoons behind Kris and starts fingering him. “ I love your hormones,’’ he says, sultry, as Kris pushes himself back onto Adam’s fingers.

As Adam buries himself into Kris he never takes his hand of his bump.

“ You’re beautiful,’’ Adam says as Kris rests his head on Adam’s chest, panting.

Month eight:

“ My back is killing me,’’ Kris complains.

“ C’mere,’’ Adam says, opening his legs and patting the sofa in between them. Kris places himself in that space. “ Adam starts rubbing his back. “ Not surprising since you have like twenty pounds all on your belly.’’

Suddenly Kris gets a crippling pain shooting down the middle of his body. He gasps and starts to dry heave.

“ Kris!’’ Adam half-shrieks. “ Are you- Is-?’’ Kris leans into Adam’s arms, tears pooling in his eyes.

“ Baby,’’ he manages to gasp. Adam can hardly breathe, not with Kris looking like he’s going to die in his arms.

“ I know it’s probably hurting like a motherfucking but just try and stay calm. Do those breathing exercises like you do before going onstage.’’ Kris makes some heartbreaking noises before his breathing evens out. Adam shifts of the sofa.

“ I’m going to get the baby bag, okay? Then I’m going to call Dr. Williams and we’ll go to the hospital. Can you walk?’’ Kris shakes his head.

“ I’ll be right back,’’ he says, kissing Kris’ head. He grabs the duffel bag of their bedroom floor and goes back to the living room.

“ Do you think you’ll be able to get to the car if I help you?’’ Kris grits his teeth and nods. Kris holds his arms out as Adam places his hands under his armpits and heaves him up. He leans against Adam, gratefully.

“ I thought it was next month?’’ Neil asks.

“ You know he’s an impatient bastard,’’ Adam jokes.

“ I’ll be on the next plane okay, uncle Neil to the rescue.’’


People help Kris up on a stretcher and roll him away.

“ Mr. Lambert I can’t let you go with him,’’ Dr. Williams says as Adam goes to follow Kris.

“ Why? Is he having the baby?’’

“ More then likely, but he’s very early.’’

 “I’m going to try and stop the contractions with medication. Kris’ body is not equipped to go into the actual birthing process and that’s why he’s in so much pain.” Her explanation is calm, slow.

“ What’s going to happen if you can’t stop it?’’

“The contractions will grow progressively worse. The baby could drown if this takes too long. Worst case scenario, an infection will set in, and Kris will become septic.”

“ And he’ll die.’’ Adam’s eyes pool with tears. Adam has known this was likely to happen from the start. “ Don’t let him die, he’s so precious to me.’’

“I will do everything I can. If the medication doesn’t have an effect within the next half hour, I’ll immediately go into the surgery.”

                                *********************************

Neil, Leila and Eber rush through the door. Adam hugs his mom.

“ What’s happening,’’ she asks, holding her oldest son.

“They’re going to try and stop it, but the medication might not work and then they’re going to do the surgery.”

“ Are they okay?’’ Neil asks. Adam starts to cry and they know it’s bad.

After thirty minutes a nurses informs them that Dr.Williams and Dr. Wilson have started surgery. Kris’ family and Katy arrive soon after that.

“ This is an interesting turn of events,’’ Kim says,

“ I wish I could say I was surprised, but where my son’s concerned, anthing goes,’’ Eber says.

Allison turns up.

“ How could I not come? He’s like my niece or nephew,’’ she says. She hands a large teddy bear to Adam.


Two hours have come and gone. No one on the hospital staff has said a word about how Kris is, despite Neil asking every nurse in sight every ten to twenty minutes.

Adam draws his knees to his chest and hugs the teddy bear. He thinks of all the things he should of said to Kris, of all thing he thought he’d have time to do with him.

After three hours Megan and Anoop appear, followed by Cassidy,Alisan and Brad.

“ I’m so glad you didn’t knock me up,’’ Brad says. The situation is starting to feel like a somber family reunion.

“ Neil, it’s like he already died,’’ Adam tells Neil.

“ We’re lucky it’s not you in there, you’d be milking this for all it’s worth,’’ Cassidy says.

“ Kris was never like that, he liked sitting at the back and letting the attention go to everyone else,’’ Anoop says.

This starts off the ‘remember when…’ stories

At seven hours and forty eight minutes, a nurse comes out with dark red-brown-black splashed on her scrubs. Megan throws up in the corner.
Adam wishes he’d eaten something so he could join Megan. Throwing up has to be better than feeling like your stomach is at your feet.

Ten hours comes and goes, the clock on the wall chiming happily as eleven o’clock hits. Katy is asleep against Allison and Brad is tracing the pattern of Adam’s tattoo as he clutches his hand. Adam is too scared to be tired.

“ You should try and sleep,’’ Leila tells Adam.

“ There’s so many people here.’’

“ Kris always made friends easy,’’ Neil says.

“ Yep, he came up to us, even though we come from totally different lifestyles, and started chatting like we’d been friends for years,’’ Alisan says.

The clock chimes twelve, echoing in the misery.

                                           *********************


“Mr. Lambert, they’ve been transferred to Intensive Care,’’ Dr. William says, her white coat smeared with blood.

“ Can I see them?’’ Adam asks, uncurling himself from the chair.

“ Yes, only you though. They need rest.’’

The heart monitor attached to Kris’ finger, it’s much too loud and rings in Adam’s ears as he steps forward. Kris’s face is smoothed over with drugs, sickly and a little yellowed. His hair is plastered to his forehead, stuck to his skin with dried on sweat. His mouth is chapped, badly, and his cheeks seem a bit hollowed. But he’s alive, and that’s all the mattered to Adam.

“ Adam,’’ Kris murmmurs.

“ How do you feel.” Adam asks

“Shitty. But I’ve been shittier, I think.” He opens his eyes thoughtfully. “Hm, no, never mind. This is pretty shitty,” Adam laughs “ Hows Baby.’’

“ I… I don’t know, I haven’t seen the baby yet. Dr. Wilson is checking for vitals, I think.’’

“ How long was I out?’’

“ Twelve hours.’’

“Excuse me?” They both look up, and Adam’s heart skips a bit. The nurse is standing in the doorway with a clean pair of scrubs on and a bundle of blankets in her arms. “Are you ready?”

“ Yes, yes, yes,’’ Kris says, his face lighting up.

She laughs softly and hands the bundle to Kris, pushing the top fold back a little.

“Meet your five pound two ounce, perfectly healthy little girl.”

The first thing Adam sees is beautiful bluey-grey eyes, but he’s glad because the rest of their daughter is Kris, the full lips and button nose.

Adam is up on the hospital bed, Kris curled into his side and their daughter cradled protectively on Adam’s chest. The nurse had given them a bottle with formula and shown them how to hold the baby before leaving, explaining that she would be starving after such a hard journey.

“ He looks like you, perfect,’’ Adam says.

“ I picked a name,’’ Kris says. Adam is willing to let Kris call her anything he likes just as long as she and Kris is okay. “ Sapphire, because of her eyes.’’

“ Isiris, the Egyptian goddess of fertility, she worked wonders on you.’’

“ Hello Sapphire Isiris,’’ Kris says as she wraps her hand around Kris’ finger.


The first time everyone else sees Sapphire is in front of a big window that separates them from the babies inside. They crowd outside of it as a nurse enters and picks her up, lifting him to face the glass.

“ That baby is going to be so talented,’’ Megan says.

“ And weird,’’ Neil Lambert adds.

“ She’s never going to know what the word ‘quiet; means,’’ Allison says.

                                                ********************

Adam is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. In no country should it even be legal to drive a baby home by yourself. He’s going about twenty miles an hour on the highway, not caring at all about the million and a half pissed off drivers that flash him the bird. Fuck them, they have a baby and everyone else needs to slow the hell down.

Kris is in the backseat with Sapphire, every minute he checks to see if the straps in the car seat is tight enough.

They manage to survive the first week or being parents. Sapphire is a good baby, she hardly ever cries ( ‘Thank god she takes after me not you’ Kris says), she's mostly quiet and observant.


She already knows both of their personalities by heart. He knows that Adam will coddle and coo over him whenever she makes a face, and she knows that Kris can’t stop himself when she whimpers.



Kris keeps up with Sapphire’s baby book religiously, pencilling in every first she has. First hair cut. First time grabbing for something. First distinguishable sound that wasn’t crying (“Ooh.”). First time she slept for more than two hours at a time. When Sapphire quirks a smile, lopsided and wide, that Kris knows could of only been inherited from the one and only Adam Lambert.

When Sapphire in two months old the divorce papers come through, they both stayed close, afterall Katy is Sapphire’s godmother.


Kris and Adam decided they would just act like a normal couple. They would hold hands and kiss if they felt like it. It wasn’t a hard choice.

What was a hard decision was figuring out how to explain Sapphire to the public. At first Adam had been strictly opposed to the idea of lying to everyone and saying Sapphire was adopted. He didn’t want her to have to grow up thinking that anyone had ever not wanted her. He didn’t want to lie from the very beginning to their child.

Eventually, though, he realizes that they don’t have much of a choice. They’ll tell the public, when they’re asked and not before, that Sapphire was anonymously adopted and they’ll tell her that it’s just a trick they’re playing until she’s old enough to understand why they can’t tell anyone the truth.

After four month Dr.Williams calls them to say that Kris is fine and there is no sign of infection.

After many ONTD threads about their relationship they decide to post a video blog. They place a video camera on the table and they both sit on the sofa oppisite it, Sapphire perched on Kris’ lap.

“Hey, baby girl. This is your big debut. Don’t be nervous; you’re absolutely perfect the way you are,’’ Adam says, kissing his daughters head.

“ Hi everyone I’m Adam Lambert and-’’

“ I’m Kris and this is our daughter Sappire Irisis Lambert.’’ Sapphire smiles in that flirtatious way that gets every guy falling at her feet when she’s older.

For the first time since he heard the word pregnant his nerves are fine.


 
 
Current Dump: Hell
Current Temper: discontentdiscontent
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Die Tonight Live Forever: Adamcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 12:28 pm (UTC)
Thank you...
AdamGrrrl73adamgrrrl on July 30th, 2009 02:09 pm (UTC)
some of the more memorable high points of the story for me--

{Matt, Danny and Anoop were watching Aladdin and quoting the characters; Danny had pulled the short straw and was quoting princess Jasmine.}
the guys watching aladdin! danny saying jasmine's lines! omg, i'm dying!

{People magazine is claiming Kris has ’manorexia’.}
stroke of genius, LOL!

{“ It’s pretty crazy, huh?’’ Kris says, returning from the kitchen with a packet of Twizzlers and a jar of Mayonnaise.
“ Kris, you hate Mayonnaise, you banned me from eating it,’’ Adam says.
“ I know, but this baby eats like Gokey, I was eating Pringles and jam yesterday.’’
“ Ewww,’’ Matt says, crinkling his nose. They watch as Kris dips the Twizzler into the white foodstuff and suck the mayonnaise off.
“ How wrong does that look?’’ Anoop says.
“ You practise your sucking technique like that, baby,’’ Adam coos, half-mocking. Danny reaches forward for a twizzler but Kris slaps his hand away.
“ Baby’s’’ he mumbles, mouth full of food. Adam knows he’s going to get along fine with the baby, after all.}
ok, the thing with the mayo nearly killed me, and i do mean killed. if i had died, you would have been facing manslaughter charges at the VERY LEAST!! i think i nearly had a panic attack, also made me tear up a little, oh the horror!! and of course i luvd when kris slapd danny's hand away and mumbled "baby's". how precious is that??

{“Do we have anymore chocolate cake left?’’
“ I wouldn’t go near that if I were you, Scott’s vicious with that cane,’’ Anoop.
“ I still have the bruise,’’ Danny adds.}
the fact that you wrote that scott would be so "vicious" with his cane only proves how awesomely hilarious you are! i'd luv to know just where danny's bruise is!!

{When Dr. Williams had first given Kris the hormones, she’d warned him about potential side effects. They mostly consisted of weight gain (already going to happen anyway), hair growth (He‘s hopeful to get rid of that bald spot), and emotional outbursts (Still can’t be as bad as a hormonal Allison).}
does he really have a bald spot?? hilarious!

{“I smell peanut butter,’’ was the first thing Kris manages to say.
“Morning Pocket rocket," he says.}
i don't know why this tickled me so much, but kris waking up and talking about peanut butter first thing just about put me in traction, and "pocket rocket"? oh, jeez, priceless!

{Kris never thought he could love somebody like he loves this baby.}
don't usually get this perspective from a man's pov, so on the money.

{The first time Adam feels the baby kick, they are spooning in bed, Kris’ belly pressed against Adam’s back. It always used to be vice versa before, but Adam liked the feel the bump pressed against his back. It’s morning and Kris is half asleep while Adam hums a song that may or may not be from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. A soft pressure runs along the back of Adam’s back, resulting in Adam jumping like a startled cat.
Kris laughs until he can’t breathe, he knows this kid will have an awesome sense of humour.}
another point in the story where i thought i might need traction, ROFLMAO!

{“This is an interesting turn of events,’’ Kim says,
“I wish I could say I was surprised, but where my son’s concerned, anthing goes,’’ Eber says.}
well, we already know he shoots glitter!! hee hee!

{“I picked a name,’’ Kris says. Adam is willing to let Kris call her anything he likes just as long as she and Kris is okay. “Sapphire, because of her eyes.’’
“Isiris, the Egyptian goddess of fertility, she worked wonders on you.’’
“Hello Sapphire Isiris,’’ Kris says as she wraps her hand around Kris’ finger.}
the whole baby-naming process is absolutely adorable, i luv their reasoning behind each one.
(on a side note, i think it's actually Osiris, not Isiris, but the sentiment is what counts.)

{“Hi everyone I’m Adam Lambert and-’’
“I’m Kris and this is our daughter Sapphire Irisis Lambert.’’ Sapphire smiles in that flirtatious way that gets every guy falling at her feet when she’s older.}
welcome to the world, Sapph! you got the two best dads on the planet!!

cam, this is the FIRST mpreg i've read on lj that did NOT make me roll my eyes. wonderful, luv you for this SO MUCH!
AdamGrrrl73adamgrrrl on July 30th, 2009 02:11 pm (UTC)
oh, jeez! i practically wrote a novel up there! sorry that was so long, just proves how amazing and adorable this story is! luv!
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you fo writing such a long comment since it took me so long to write.

Osiris is the god of the underworld Isiris is the goddess of Fertility(I also have an unhealthy interest in Egyptian mythology)

But thank you sooo much for this comment.
Randy: Patrick's Runedrgaellon on July 31st, 2009 11:37 am (UTC)
Actually, the goddess of fertility was Isis; you've combined the two names.
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
Also I love the way you called me Cam and Kris does have a little balding spot (which personally makes me think he's more adorable)
AdamGrrrl73adamgrrrl on July 30th, 2009 02:28 pm (UTC)
oh shit! how did i not know that?? where is it? on the back, the side? what?
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 02:31 pm (UTC)
It's thinning out at the back, lol.
SAMWOW!iheartnovacaine on July 30th, 2009 05:38 pm (UTC)
I'm about to read this, but I wanted to let you know that this community just opened up, and it's an american idol ficathon. and since i've seen a few kradam fics from you and all, i figured i should let you know :D
aificathon
SAMWOW!iheartnovacaine on July 30th, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
omg fail i responded to another comment somehow :(
LOL more people to invite.
Die Tonight Live Forevercamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
Thanks, I have seen it but I figured I wouldn't be accepted.
SAMWOW!iheartnovacaine on July 30th, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
Aw :( I signed up for it, a little bit ago. I'd love to see your work in there :D
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adamcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 06:15 pm (UTC)
AWW, thanks. I tend to write Mpreg/death fics that not everyone accepts.
all i've got left is my bonesryden_exists28 on July 30th, 2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
You don't know how much I love this fic.

*rolls around*


I can always count on you for mpreg. <333333
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
Really I have to thank you, I probably wouldn't have written this without you harassing me to write more mpreg. So Thank you.
all i've got left is my bonesryden_exists28 on July 30th, 2009 05:19 pm (UTC)
In all honesty, it wasn't a problem at all.

I just really like mpreg, as you know, and I was delighted to see this on my f-list.

Maybe I should harass you more.
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam ring of firecamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 05:20 pm (UTC)
Haha, maybe.

all i've got left is my bonesryden_exists28 on July 30th, 2009 05:22 pm (UTC)
<33
LOVEadammlambert3 on July 30th, 2009 05:59 pm (UTC)
I love this fic! I love mpreg!
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 06:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
kissmedirtykissmedirty on July 30th, 2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
Pretty cute story .. just watch at the end it seems like you're switching back and forth between he/she for the baby

The nurse had given them a bottle with formula and shown them how to hold the baby before leaving, explaining that he would be starving after such a hard journey.

The first time everyone else sees Sapphire is in front of a big window that separates them from the babies inside. They crowd outside of it as a nurse enters and picks him up, lifting him to face the glass.

I absolutely love the name you picked for her <3



Die Tonight Live Forever: Adamcamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 06:03 pm (UTC)
okay, thanks for that.
SAMWOW!iheartnovacaine on July 30th, 2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
“ Do we have anymore chocolate cake left?’’

“ I wouldn’t go near that if I were you, Scott’s vicious with that cane,’’ Anoop.


BRB LOLING FOREVER

But omg that was cute :( The only thing I have to say is that I think you said 'he' a few times in reference to the baby where it should've been she (after she was born) i could be wrong, because i'm in a huge rush rn, but I just wanted to let you know
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam ring of firecamisadoluvsu on July 30th, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
I've just fixed it, thanks though.
(Anonymous) on October 19th, 2009 01:34 pm (UTC)
LOL you know what, you're right.

She did write 'he' a few times. You see, this whole story was PLAGIARISED from another author, who in fact wrote the baby originally as a male. This was changed into female for the purposes of this fic, I guess search and replace on MS Word failed her this time. Further proof she fails at not only life, but plagiarism as well!!!

Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on October 19th, 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)
He was originally a little boy named Hendrix but I changed it to a girl because I wrote a boy for the Bowie series of fics.
chosenfire28: AI - Kris/Adam - faceplant hug anichosenfire28 on July 30th, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
This should be completely ridiculous but it really isn't, I kind if love it and it is a great fic. I really enjoyed this, you are one of the few people that write mpreg well :D
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam ring of firecamisadoluvsu on July 31st, 2009 08:15 am (UTC)
Awww thanks.
imnotasecretimnotasecret on July 31st, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
YAH!!!! Haven't even read it yet but I'm excited! I love your Kradam mpreg! Ok. Pulling myself together and going to read now.
imnotasecretimnotasecret on July 31st, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
Just finished reading and Yup...no suprise I loved it. Now..not to be too demanding..but I'd love more Bowie stories...Brad can have run off and left him with Adam or something..I remember you saying the Brad character was getting on your nerves. PLEEEASE?
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adamcamisadoluvsu on July 31st, 2009 08:13 am (UTC)
Thanks :)
Another Bowie fic is in the pipeline.
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Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on July 31st, 2009 08:13 am (UTC)
Awww, thank you.
Skrollannskrollann on July 31st, 2009 10:41 am (UTC)
This is so cute! Love the name, Sapphire Isiris ^^

Okay maybe people are gonna kick my butt for not knowing but who's this cassidy who keeps appearing in every fic lately? xD

Die Tonight Live Forever: Adam rawrcamisadoluvsu on July 31st, 2009 12:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks.
Cassidy is the Skingraft guy that makes Adam's jackets (who he was seen 'flirting with in the 20/20 interview) and he's been seen in a few old pictures with Adam.
(Anonymous) on August 12th, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
Wow. This is just wow. And <3333....
I loved the line, "I smell peanut butter." lmao. It was just completely random and funny. Sounds like something Kris would say.
You write these two so perfect I just want to huggle you forever and never let go. This was my favorite mpreg of all time! :D
It was just so good I can't stop talking about it. But I will so you aren't annoyed. lol. <333
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adamcamisadoluvsu on August 12th, 2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
Thank you *huggles back* Carry on talking about it if you like, it's great for my ego, lol.

xxencielxx on August 12th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
Sorry that last comment was me. I wasn't logged in... sorry...
TEANPAtraptrunaway08 on August 19th, 2009 09:01 am (UTC)
Just so you know, I totally freaking loved this!

Its perfect on so many levels. :)
Die Tonight Live Forever: Adamcamisadoluvsu on August 19th, 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks!!!
dear gravitysalire on October 16th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)
you really, honest to god believe that you didn't plagiarize me? or did you just think no one would notice?

this is my story. i worked on this for months. my best friend and i slaved over this, me writing the words and her encouraging me every step of the way, forcing me to put the pen to the page even when i didn't feel like it.

i'd bet money you don't know shit about anything you wrote about. you wouldn't know what a lease-purchase is because that's not how your parents sold their last house. you don't know that i spent an entire hour looking for the perfect shades of blue-green that looked exactly alike but with different names. you don't know that i worried for hours over what happened in what month of pregnancy or that i bookmarked three different baby naming sites just to figure out a name.

you don't know any of that. and you'll never know what all of that coming to complete fruition feels like, how amazing it feels when you've finally told the story that's been running through your mind for three months, the story that you want the whole world to know.

you'll never feel the way i felt when Rock-a-Bye Baby was finished. you've robbed yourself of something beautiful and in doing so, have robbed me of a little of the beauty i felt at that moment.

you should be ashamed to call yourself a writer.
Die Tonight Live Forevercamisadoluvsu on October 16th, 2009 09:44 am (UTC)
Too be honest you know nothing about me or my past so you can drop that right away!

A mpreg fic is a mpreg fic. I don't even remember reading that fic, i probably did but i don't remember it. As for paint I'm an art student I buy quite a lot of paint. As for knowing about pregnancy I myself have been pregnant and my best friend works in child care.
dear gravitysalire on October 16th, 2009 01:06 pm (UTC)
you copy-pasted my fic, honey. or, actually, you probably just typed it instead of copy-pasting, just to make yourself feel better, seen clearly in your spelling and grammar errors.

mpreg is mpreg, but that was my mpreg, not yours, and it's so silly that you're acting this way, still denying this when it's so clear what you've done.

you're being facetious. those examples were not ways to out you, just ways to show you how important this fic was to me and how much it hurts that you took it and called it yours and don't even feel bad about it.

if i wanted to out you, i'd do something like copy-paste a passage like this one:

“If you plan on terminating this pregnancy, then you need to do it soon before the foetus grows much more for your own health. A baby is essentially a parasite and I doubt your body is equipped for such an undertaking on its own. If you plan on seeing the pregnancy through, then we need to put you on vitamins and hormones quickly to keep both of you in as healthy a condition as possible. I’m not saying that you have to make these decisions now, but they need to be made soon,’’ Dr. Williams tells Kris.

and then compare it to, say, this one:

“Brendon,” Dr. Shelley’s eyes connect with his, “if you plan on terminating this pregnancy, then you need to do it soon before the fetus grows much more for your own health. A baby is essentially a parasite and I doubt your body is equipped for such an undertaking on its own. If you plan on seeing the pregnancy through, then we need to put you on vitamins and hormones quickly to keep both of you in as healthy a condition as possible. I’m not saying that you have to make these decisions now, but they need to be made soon.”

if you didn't take that straight from my fic, we better contact the APA. we have an official psychic on our hands.
(Anonymous) on October 17th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
WOW, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE SERIOUSLY LOWER THAN SCUM. you're an attention whore of epic proportions. you posted shitty pics of yourself the day you found out everyone was going to your journal to hate on you for STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK, you continue to deny any wrongdoing and say you'll just keep on ~~doing what you luv~~ with writing.

no, fuck you. and fuck the idiot "friends" of yours who encourage your stealing. dude, just get off the internet and get a fucking life.

and before you disregard me for being anon, i'm apparently on your flist *lols forever* and i'd like to keep track of your bullshit.
(Anonymous) on October 17th, 2009 10:37 pm (UTC)
OMG UNF ILU.
Die Tonight Live Forever: the jokercamisadoluvsu on October 19th, 2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
For writing this it makes you lower scum then me.

If you spend your time writing this then it obviously means you have a *life*
dear gravitysalire on October 20th, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)
i don't think you're lower than scum, honey. i really, really dislike you, and i've even used the word 'hate', but i don't think that makes you any less a human being than anyone else.

i just don't understand why you would do this to me and to the others. i don't know why you insist that you haven't plagiarized intentionally. i don't get how you can just shrug this off and act like it's not that big a deal, when it so obviously is to many writers, especially to the writers that you've victimized.

this hurts deeply, and you have forever been discredited as an author because of your actions. i don't know why or how you have people that stand beside you now, but i know that they shouldn't. maybe they don't want to hurt you, but they should not be beside you.

what you've done to the others and myself is wrong. i don't know how else i should say it, how i can possibly make you understand the magnitude of what you've done. i can only request that you realize the error of your ways and delete this fic, because this story was and always will be mine-- regardless of who or how many defend you.
a big steaming pile of mefakeplasticsnow on October 22nd, 2009 02:08 am (UTC)
You stole this from salire 's original bandom mpreg. We've reported it as such for weeks now, and you have yet to delete it. PLEASE delete it.

(Also, I CAN tell the difference between a deletion and an f-locking when I click a link. Please do the right thing.)
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